Tuesday, March 03, 2009

That can't be natural....

I've been called many things - a trendinista, a label whore, a diva, a hipster. I like to think that I am au courant. I try to stay abreast of things and like to think that I'm in touch with what's going on in the world. I have my finger on the pulse of society. I'm hip. I'm cool. I'm with it.


At least, I thought I was. That was until I met Betty.




Now, maybe I'm crazy - maybe I'm tragically out of touch - but when did this become an issue? Are there really people out there dying their pubes? In today's culture of economic devastation and global calamity, is there really someone who has nothing else to worry about but whether or not their pubic hair is the right shade?

Is this to cover grey, or is this purely for aesthetics? I see one of the lines is labeled as "fun" and features funky colors like pink. I don't know Betty - but obviously she and I have different definitions for fun. My definition does not include pubic hair - pink or any other kind.

What are your thoughts?